fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

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fvming:

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it

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costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

I must be part grass because I hate that smell

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screenshotsofdespair:

via xinzaku

screenshotsofdespair:

via xinzaku

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historicaltimes:

An Iranian soldier looks out over the desert, darkened under clouds of burning oil set alight by Iraqi forces in 1990.

historicaltimes:

An Iranian soldier looks out over the desert, darkened under clouds of burning oil set alight by Iraqi forces in 1990.

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dumbdaisies:

"It wasn’t until I was sitting on the floor of my shower hyperventilating your name into my hands when I realized that you were the air I struggled to breathe and I wasn’t even the dirt under your fucking finger nails” Journal entry 10/16/14

dumbdaisies:

"It wasn’t until I was sitting on the floor of my shower
hyperventilating your name into my hands
when I realized that you were the air I struggled to breathe
and I wasn’t even the dirt under your fucking finger nails”
Journal entry 10/16/14

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sherlockspeare:

(X)

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Holy shit

Holy shit

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traynors:

"i want a show with a kick ass lady lead"

the x files

"i want a show where the fillers are just as good as the main plot"

the x files

"i want a show that’ll make me think and leaves me guessing"

THE X FILES

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penice:

spooky-side:

methhomework:

when you get your blanket out of the dryer

image

is that gay porn

no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer

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everyframeapainting:

Edgar Wright - How to Do Visual Comedy
Because he’s just better than everyone else.

(Note: This got way bigger than I ever expected it to get.)

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