funnyordie:

via Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

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sleeplessdylan:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

Literally my life every day.

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discodick:

cracked:

srslybarryburton:

cracked:

Go serve the forces of good. Just make sure your boss’s boss isn’t hailing the nonprofit equivalent of Hydra.
4 Ways Hipster Activism Hurts the People It’s Trying to Help

#4. Being Exploited by Evil
See, idealistic, activist-y young folk are probably the most likely people to get scammed, because the one constant in this world is that any opportunity to make money will immediately be swarmed by a marauding band of vampiric squid-demons. One of the worst of these hellish cephalopods is Grassroots Campaigns Inc., a company that’s found a niche as the middleman between nonprofits and idealistic college kids. … GCI doesn’t actually pay either group. They pay the kids they hire minimum wage (or sometimes less, allegedly) while expecting them to work criminal fucking hours collecting donations. And then, once those donations are amassed, they rarely manage to find their way to the nonprofit they were collected for because, as a for-profit business, GCI is just better at screwing people over than a nonprofit ever will be.

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I feel like tumblr needs to read this

Yeah dummy that’s why we posted it

Crack-dot-com’s got sass.

discodick:

cracked:

srslybarryburton:

cracked:

Go serve the forces of good. Just make sure your boss’s boss isn’t hailing the nonprofit equivalent of Hydra.

4 Ways Hipster Activism Hurts the People It’s Trying to Help

#4. Being Exploited by Evil

See, idealistic, activist-y young folk are probably the most likely people to get scammed, because the one constant in this world is that any opportunity to make money will immediately be swarmed by a marauding band of vampiric squid-demons. One of the worst of these hellish cephalopods is Grassroots Campaigns Inc., a company that’s found a niche as the middleman between nonprofits and idealistic college kids. … GCI doesn’t actually pay either group. They pay the kids they hire minimum wage (or sometimes less, allegedly) while expecting them to work criminal fucking hours collecting donations. And then, once those donations are amassed, they rarely manage to find their way to the nonprofit they were collected for because, as a for-profit business, GCI is just better at screwing people over than a nonprofit ever will be.

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I feel like tumblr needs to read this

Yeah dummy that’s why we posted it

Crack-dot-com’s got sass.

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"I learned not to trust people; I learned not to believe what they say but to watch what they do; I learned to suspect that anyone and everyone is capable of ‘living a lie’. I came to believe that other people - even when you think you know them well - are ultimately unknowable."

Lynn Barber, An Education (via quotebookshelf)

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mechagod:

i’m

Occasionally the news turns into fever induced nightmares.

mechagod:

i’m

Occasionally the news turns into fever induced nightmares.

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leafwhirlwind:

Very important

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

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potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe at Comic Con 2014 (x)

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe at Comic Con 2014 (x)

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discodick:

theamazingindi:

People often ask me who my favourite Batman is. And although I have a soft spot for BTAS Batman and Jeph Loeb Batman, ultimately I think, a top contender for the top spot is Bruce Greenwood’s Batman from Young Justice, and this clip demonstrates precisely why.

For me, YJ Bruce would have to be tied for first place with The Batman’s Bruce Wayne.

Why am I crying?

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bohemiad:

meanplastic:

same

Communism looks sooo good right now

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Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
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Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.
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radioactivespider:

blackphoenix77:

demonsee:

American Spider by Darayz

Love this!

I

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nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

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ohnotherancor:

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camharr:

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amanekuzuryuu:

so I got the plague game

You’re doing it right

Naming the virus is the most fun! I have, myself, wiped out humanity with happiness, capitalism, and THAC0, among other strains.

Jeremy Bentham disapproves -100 hedonic utility points.


psst bethisalive look

"That explaaiiins everything!"

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